I am on a ‘quest’. I am going from site to site in my search for ‘The ONE’. I do NOT do the ‘bar scene’, nor does the ‘type’ of Lady I am looking for going to be found on sites like e-Harmony or other typical dating sites. So, here I am. I am 57, medically retired as a sales accountant from a major airfreight company. My parachuting, free rock climbing, cliff diving days are behind me. I am NOT a ‘stud muffin’, just a guy. Love to laugh and keep those around me laughing. If laughter keeps you young as they say, then I should be around 2 or 3. LOL I enjoy cooking and cleaning, hey it needs to be done, crank up the music and get it done. I have been told that I should open a restaurant, I can cook. I garden (flowers and food), woodwork, write, fish and even sort of like doing yardwork, sort of. If you want to know more, just ask.

My Ideal Person I am looking for a Lady that does NOT want to lead the way. Also I DO NOT want her to be following behind. I want her to stand by my side and roll with the blows life throws at US! Playing is OK, but I am searching for LTR. If you want to ‘play’, then JUST say so, but I will still be searching for ‘The Perfect Woman’, or my warped idea of her. I am a ‘swinger’ and I have met many ‘HAPPILY MARRIED’ couples at parties. I am looking for a Lady that wants to embrace this ‘lifestyle’ too. AND BRAINS!!! I really don’t give a flip what the moronic Kardashians are naming their children. I could care less what some bimbo or bimbette is doing in Hollywood, how about current events, politics or how we are destroying the world for our children and our children’s children. Any takers???

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Fantasies? Does a 21 year, Asian, nymphomaniac, astrophysicist,
with a twin bi-sexual sister count as a fantasy? LMAO

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Doctor Joyce Brothers when she was younger, you just know
that Lady was kinky as hell.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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